Monday 19 February 2018
Saturday 17 February 2018
#fearandsmallpenises
I've compiled a scientific list of the top five reasons that gun control isn't happening in the US when all around the world it seems to be working swimmingly. Enjoy!
5. Women don't find you attractive. It's true that most "men" who find themselves drawn into the gun culture are generally lacking in looks or personality. They tend to be socially anxious bullies who attempt to overcompensate for their lack of desirability by strapping on a prosthetic to enhance their "manliness".
4. You are insecure and immature. Somewhere in the development process your brain stopped developing. Most adults tend to solve their issues through reason and discussion. Having a weapon and being perceived as "dangerous" means that people will steer clear of confronting you on your lack of development both upstairs and down below.
3. Paranoia. Nobody's coming to steal your shit. Seriously. Most of you gun nuts who are yammering on about defending your homes don't have anything worth taking. Except your guns. #irony
2. Fear of the BBC. It's true. Your second amendment prescribes for a "well regulated militia" (read by Republicans as "free for all of dimwitted fucktards with #fearandsmallpenises"). But you're really not afraid of a British invasion are you? It's the D that your woman might be craving. Admit it. You're afraid that David Tennant might satisfy her more than you can.
1. Fear of the BBC. I know a lot of Americans who are actually afraid of some of "those people" turning their cul-de-sac into a 'hood. Wives, girlfriends and daughters realizing that these emotionally repressed, overbearing, white throwbacks don't provide what they need and falling into the arms of more satisfying lovers. Flood the streets with guns. Ramp up the poverty and drug trade. Then claim self defense as the real reason that you have an arsenal and a panic room in your suburban townhouse.
If you boil it down. There are really only two reasons: #fearandsmallpenises
5. Women don't find you attractive. It's true that most "men" who find themselves drawn into the gun culture are generally lacking in looks or personality. They tend to be socially anxious bullies who attempt to overcompensate for their lack of desirability by strapping on a prosthetic to enhance their "manliness".
4. You are insecure and immature. Somewhere in the development process your brain stopped developing. Most adults tend to solve their issues through reason and discussion. Having a weapon and being perceived as "dangerous" means that people will steer clear of confronting you on your lack of development both upstairs and down below.
3. Paranoia. Nobody's coming to steal your shit. Seriously. Most of you gun nuts who are yammering on about defending your homes don't have anything worth taking. Except your guns. #irony
2. Fear of the BBC. It's true. Your second amendment prescribes for a "well regulated militia" (read by Republicans as "free for all of dimwitted fucktards with #fearandsmallpenises"). But you're really not afraid of a British invasion are you? It's the D that your woman might be craving. Admit it. You're afraid that David Tennant might satisfy her more than you can.
1. Fear of the BBC. I know a lot of Americans who are actually afraid of some of "those people" turning their cul-de-sac into a 'hood. Wives, girlfriends and daughters realizing that these emotionally repressed, overbearing, white throwbacks don't provide what they need and falling into the arms of more satisfying lovers. Flood the streets with guns. Ramp up the poverty and drug trade. Then claim self defense as the real reason that you have an arsenal and a panic room in your suburban townhouse.
If you boil it down. There are really only two reasons: #fearandsmallpenises
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